Tonight I was chopping some veggies, and singing my usual song when I chop radishes, sung to the tune of “Savages” from Disney’s “interpretation” of the story of Pocahantas.


“Radishes, Radishes, barely even human
Radishes, Radishes, barely even ______”


(the blank at the end is filled in with whatever I feel like at the given moment. Tonight I think I just repeated human or made some lame dig at man-go-round.)

Gahh! My eyes!!!

Now, I realize that singing to your radishes is a weird thing to do. I also realize that I’m a rarity that I even like radishes. (bonus points for beauty radishes with their blood explosion pink insides. awesome). However, the word radish is pretty cool, so my word(s) of the day are “ish” words that I like!


Such as:


Brandish! How Outlandish to Furnish such an extravagant word to Distinguish between simply waving a weapon and an art form with a sword.


Vanish is a mysterious and vigorous verb that I use to banish all tedium from my words.


Radish is a vegetable that has a reddish skin. It does astonish with its brutish bite. I admonish any fool who feels to foppish to enjoy a Radish and turns gamely to their Cornish hen instead.


Wow. This feels great. I wonder if I have any more?


I just asked man-go-round as I was typing and he said, “Quidditch.” This proves two things- that my Harry Potter mania is beginning to seep into his consciousness, and that he doesn’t know how to rhyme. Muah ha ha.


Um…


Standish, Mannish, Extinguish, Diminish,Varnish…


I’m running out of good ones now.


Anyone else have any good ones?


I am Finished! (not to be confused with Finnish.)


Merish