Argh, Mateys!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? yep, it’s ARRRRR. no, wait, actually its P because its an ARRRR with it’s leg cut off!
After years of nannying for families with all organic food, browsing it at the co-op or Whole paycheck Foods, I FINALLY cracked and bought this stuff.
On sale at the local co-op. The best time to try a new snack, me thinks! Inside, it looks like this:
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| Cheesy poofs! |
A bit strange to the taste, I would say these little nuggets of gold are. They have sort of a spicy aftertaste, but are slightly cheesy. At first I thought they were gross/ disintegrated into my mouth, but then I found them strangely addicting. I think they might be dusted with coca.
Anyway salty dogs- what better occasion to whip out some of the mangiest words around! Yarr!
And please, in the name of Captain Jack Sparrow add your own pirate speak if you please! OR ELSE YOU’LL HAVE TO WALK THE PLANK!
-yo ho ho and a bottle of rum… a pirate’s life for me!
-i might as well re-mention doubloons, as in the previous mentioned “double 0, no seven” post
-we already used salty dog somewhere, but what about calling someone an old tar!
-if you wanted to insult someone, they might be a barnacle or a wench! (wench is one of my all-time favorite insults. Not incredibly PC, but if you think I”m PC I guess you better read some back-posts)
-commandeer/ pilllage/ plunder
-parley (not sure, something from pirates of the caribbean. I was distracted by captain jack sparrow)
-corsair (not sure, its always in crossword puzzles though…)
–me hearties– this might be the single most underrated thing to call your loved ones. seriously. I’m bringing this back- or bringing it, period. Listen up cause it’s coming…
–Davy Jones Locker! Eeeek!
-buccaneer!
-jolly roger (can not erase the memory of the “bloody jolly roger” that a client drew for me from my brain, ever)
-bilge rat (is this pirate speak even?)
–Scurvy dog! I once heard a story of some college kid who got scurvy from eating only ramen. I stopped eating ramen.
-Shiver me timbers! (or as man-go-round just said, “plunder me timbers…”)
– Arg, me hearties- I’m a pirate, and I’m here for your BOOTY!!!
-Grog (word of warning… only drink the Grog at ye olde Red Dragon if you WANT to wake up in Davy Jones’ Locker! with the barnacles!)
And finally, in the honor of papa-go-round,
“rise n shine… hit the poop deck!”
Happy Friday Me Hearties! It’s a wench’s life for me!
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