(I’m a vegetarian, so I don’t make chicken dinners).

Tonight I’ll share with you the results from M’sTV Awards- Parts I, II, and III. Because I know its the moment you’ve all been waiting for… Live from TVLand…

1. Best Hair: Grace from Will and Grace!

Losers (In order) Serena (Gossip Girl), Rachel (Friends), Jill (Charlie’s Angels), Moesha (no votes…)

Write-in votes: Nancy Botwin (weeds), Marge Simpson, Uncle Jesse (Full House)

2. Worst Theme Song: TIE! The L Word/ Friends. I’ll tip the scales to the L Word because I hate it so very very much.

Losers (or in this case, winners…) Three’s Company, Brady Bunch

Write-in vote: Golden Girls

3. Best Gay Tween/Teen: TIE! Justin (Ugly Betty) and Isabel (Weeds). I’m going to give the “M”my to Isabel because she has horrible Celia to deal with

Losers: Marshall from United States of Tara. Not sure anyone else has ever seen this show.

Write-in votes: Kurt from Glee (multiple votes), Rickie from My So Called Life, Doogie Howser…

4. Best Classic TV Parents: The Foremans (That 70s Show)

Losers/ Write-ins: Huxtables (formidable amount of votes), Cunninghams, Seavers, Lopezes, Keatons- pitiful scores. Arnolds (Wonder Years)- one write in vote.

5. Grossest TV parents: The Camdens (7th Heaven) Yes, everything about this show is gross.

Losers: Walshes (90210), Brady’s, Step by Step parents, My so-called life creepy parents

6. Best Single Parent on TV: Lorelai Gilmore. Although Michael Bluth (Arrested Development) scored pretty high too- perhaps in a crossover episode these two could get together and superparent?

Losers: Shirley Patridge, Ruth Fisher (six feet under) Write-in: Joyce from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

7. Ridiculousness in Parenting: The Bundy’s (Married with Children) Aw, PEG!

Losers: Addams family, George Sr./ Lucille Bluth. Write-in- Costanzas (Seinfeld)

8. Worst job of Parenting on TV: Nancy Botwin. At least her hair is great though.

Other horrible parents: Celia Hodes (Weeds), Danny Tanner (Full House), Desperate Housewives in general.

Write-ins: Frank (it’s always sunny), Gob (Arrested Development), Ross (Friends), Toddlers and Tiaras

9. Most Useless TV Child/Sibling: Chrissy from Growing Pains. Almost a complete shutout

10. Best Magically Powered TV Character: TIE! Jeannie (I dream of Jeannie)/ Sookie (True Blood)

Losers/Write-ins: Samantha (Bewitched), The witches from Charmed, Sabrina the teenaged witch, Willow from Buffy, Cheerleader from Heroes.

11. Slick/ Skeezy (depending on your opinion) older Brother character: Silas from Weeds. Thus, due to who won, I say slick/ sexy!

Losers/ skeezes: Matt (7th heaven), Eric (Boy Meets World), Nate (6 feet under), Dean (can’t remember which show, it was a write-in).

12. Biggest Bitchface on TV: Another TIE: Karen from Will and Grace/ Blair Waldorf from Gossip Girl. 

To break this tie, Karen will suggest a contest of who can drink the most martinis and sleep with the most older gentlemen. Blair will suggest a scheme-off and they will alternately be too drunk/ busy scheming to remember to care who won.

Thus, one of the runners up will sneak up and take the win anew:

Will it be Heather Locklear from Melrose Place, Sue Sylvester from Glee, or Jackie from that 70s Show?

Muah ha ha ha.

Thanks everyone for voting, and have a fabulous Friday!

What are you doing this weekend? And what’s for dinner? I wasn’t kidding- I need to go grocery shopping, so I’m probably making pancakes 🙂

Cheers!

Meri